SUMMARY
Watching porn when you’re working from home is doable. Just be smart and sensible about it and you’ll be good to go.
It’s been a busy work from home morning - back to back calls and meetings and the usual urgent requests from up top that need to get done asap like the world is gonna end.
It’s turning into a shitstorm.
As the afternoon rolls around, you can feel the stress really starting to peak. The emails are coming in fast, requests are piling up and you’re falling behind.
You’re in desperate need of some quick stress relief. A brief respite from all of the madness.
Having a nooner sex break would’ve been ideal, but that’s not an option here.
So, there’s always the self-love, right?
And since you’re working from home, there’s no risk of getting busted by your boss or coworkers. So, you open your browser and head to your fav porn site and fall into the paradise of watching some wild-ass porn.
It gets you riled up enough that you now need to release the pent up pressure.
You know yourself best and what sexual levers to pull and buttons to press. And, in just a matter of a few minutes, you’ve relieved yourself. The dam has been released. The pressure’s all gone.
It’s at that moment when you feel the day’s stresses just melt away. Your mind feels clearer, less clouded and generally, more relaxed and ready to take on the rest of the afternoon.
You get back in the zone and start cranking away again for the rest of the day.
This kind of stress relief break could be the perfect way to manage stress. And, there are a lot more people than you think that are doing this every day.
It’s turning into a shitstorm.
As the afternoon rolls around, you can feel the stress really starting to peak. The emails are coming in fast, requests are piling up and you’re falling behind.
You’re in desperate need of some quick stress relief. A brief respite from all of the madness.
Having a nooner sex break would’ve been ideal, but that’s not an option here.
So, there’s always the self-love, right?
And since you’re working from home, there’s no risk of getting busted by your boss or coworkers. So, you open your browser and head to your fav porn site and fall into the paradise of watching some wild-ass porn.
It gets you riled up enough that you now need to release the pent up pressure.
You know yourself best and what sexual levers to pull and buttons to press. And, in just a matter of a few minutes, you’ve relieved yourself. The dam has been released. The pressure’s all gone.
It’s at that moment when you feel the day’s stresses just melt away. Your mind feels clearer, less clouded and generally, more relaxed and ready to take on the rest of the afternoon.
You get back in the zone and start cranking away again for the rest of the day.
This kind of stress relief break could be the perfect way to manage stress. And, there are a lot more people than you think that are doing this every day.
You’re Not Alone - Lots Of People Watch Porn During Work
With more and more people continuing to work remotely from home, it has opened up a whole new world of flexibility, convenience and of course, new kinds of stress.
When you’re working from home, there isn’t that end of the day circuit breaker to help you disconnect from work and leave all the bullshit behind. For many, that circuit breaker is the commute home. It’s the transitional phase from work life to home life.
However, when you’re WFH, you don’t have that mental and physical trigger. And, a lot of the time, “work you” just continues to plug away on the computer into the evenings. This is how WFH stress reaches new highs.
Inevitably, the stress builds up and starts manifesting itself in a bunch of different ways, including irritability, high blood pressure, short-temper, hormonal imbalances, sleep deficiencies, poor nutrition, etc.
Everyone needs to shake this stress off at some point. Some opt to exercise or workout to blow off some steam. Some will meditate during work.
And some will watch porn and get their sexual release for stress relief.
According to several porn site stats (yup, they do stats too), those who work from home have a much higher propensity for watching porn during the workday - like close to 75%.
The most popular time that people are checking out porn sites is between 3pm to 4pm. It’s not surprising because that’s exactly when we all start hitting the wall. Our mental gas tanks are nearing empty.
So, you’re not alone. There are tons of people that are watching porn during working hours.
VIDEO: Have You Ever Watched Porn at Work?
YOUTUBE: Jimmy Kimmel Live
LENGTH: 04:00
When you’re working from home, there isn’t that end of the day circuit breaker to help you disconnect from work and leave all the bullshit behind. For many, that circuit breaker is the commute home. It’s the transitional phase from work life to home life.
However, when you’re WFH, you don’t have that mental and physical trigger. And, a lot of the time, “work you” just continues to plug away on the computer into the evenings. This is how WFH stress reaches new highs.
Inevitably, the stress builds up and starts manifesting itself in a bunch of different ways, including irritability, high blood pressure, short-temper, hormonal imbalances, sleep deficiencies, poor nutrition, etc.
Everyone needs to shake this stress off at some point. Some opt to exercise or workout to blow off some steam. Some will meditate during work.
And some will watch porn and get their sexual release for stress relief.
According to several porn site stats (yup, they do stats too), those who work from home have a much higher propensity for watching porn during the workday - like close to 75%.
The most popular time that people are checking out porn sites is between 3pm to 4pm. It’s not surprising because that’s exactly when we all start hitting the wall. Our mental gas tanks are nearing empty.
So, you’re not alone. There are tons of people that are watching porn during working hours.
VIDEO: Have You Ever Watched Porn at Work?
YOUTUBE: Jimmy Kimmel Live
LENGTH: 04:00
Summary points:
Getting Yourself Off Is Great Stress Relief
There are tons of ways to deal with and manage work stress. There is no one single do-it-all method that’s the best. Everyone copes with stress differently and thus, have different ways to wipe away stress. However, the one common thread among all is taking a break from work with some “me-time” to relax and recharge.
And one great way to blow off some steam is to take a break and diddle yourself while watching some porn online. It’s not only mentally stimulating, but also physically enjoyable.
According to this study, giving yourself a bit of self-love every now and then helps to maintain the “functionality of the circulatory, neural and muscular systems of the male and female genitalia.”
In other words, it keeps your sexual mojo going. You’ve heard of the phrase, “if you don’t use it, you lose it.”
Having sex with yourself stimulates much of the same hormones as sex itself. It triggers the release of testosterone (males) and estrogen (females) during the act and eventually, when you cross the finish line, all the relaxing dopamine bliss washes over you.
This is all good stuff.
But, before you schedule a daily recurring 30-minute meeting with spankervision, you need to set some ground rules with yourself to stay safe and minimize any risks of tanking your personal brand and career reputation.
And one great way to blow off some steam is to take a break and diddle yourself while watching some porn online. It’s not only mentally stimulating, but also physically enjoyable.
According to this study, giving yourself a bit of self-love every now and then helps to maintain the “functionality of the circulatory, neural and muscular systems of the male and female genitalia.”
In other words, it keeps your sexual mojo going. You’ve heard of the phrase, “if you don’t use it, you lose it.”
Having sex with yourself stimulates much of the same hormones as sex itself. It triggers the release of testosterone (males) and estrogen (females) during the act and eventually, when you cross the finish line, all the relaxing dopamine bliss washes over you.
This is all good stuff.
But, before you schedule a daily recurring 30-minute meeting with spankervision, you need to set some ground rules with yourself to stay safe and minimize any risks of tanking your personal brand and career reputation.
Watching Porn While Working From Home
Unless you work in the adult film industry, watching porn at the office is definitely off-limits. If you get caught, chances are pretty good that your ass will get fired.
But what happens when your home office is your office?
You’re working remotely from home. This is your turf, not the company’s.
You should be able to do whatever the fuck you want, right?
Well, not really.
While it is your home, it’s not your time.
The company still owns your time and effort during business hours. However, in most cases, the company can’t strictly enforce and monitor every single minute of your day, even though a control freak boss would like to.
And it’s this inherent flexibility of working from home that allows you to let loose and get jiggy with yourself with some porn.
But what happens when your home office is your office?
You’re working remotely from home. This is your turf, not the company’s.
You should be able to do whatever the fuck you want, right?
Well, not really.
While it is your home, it’s not your time.
The company still owns your time and effort during business hours. However, in most cases, the company can’t strictly enforce and monitor every single minute of your day, even though a control freak boss would like to.
And it’s this inherent flexibility of working from home that allows you to let loose and get jiggy with yourself with some porn.
The Do’ & Don’ts Of Watching Porn During Work From Home
You know that watching porn during work at the office is out of bounds, especially when it’s on the company computer and network.
But, you’re not in the office. You’re at home.
This is your turf, your personal space and your internet connection. So, it’s all good, right?
Nope, not quite.
Here are the big do’s and don’ts of watching some spankervision when you’re on the clock.
But, you’re not in the office. You’re at home.
This is your turf, your personal space and your internet connection. So, it’s all good, right?
Nope, not quite.
Here are the big do’s and don’ts of watching some spankervision when you’re on the clock.
DON’T Use The Company Laptop Or Phone
This is stupid obvious. But, you’d be surprised at how many people still watch porn on their company laptop or phone. There have been and will definitely continue to be countless fucking idiots that get busted for watching porn on work devices.
There have been some high-profile celebrities, journalists, TV news anchors, politicians, etc that have all been caught eyeballing porn and even participating in some freaky online shit too.
Don’t be like them.
Use your own personal laptop and/or phone to watch porn because NSFW stuff still applies at home too.
There have been some high-profile celebrities, journalists, TV news anchors, politicians, etc that have all been caught eyeballing porn and even participating in some freaky online shit too.
Don’t be like them.
Use your own personal laptop and/or phone to watch porn because NSFW stuff still applies at home too.
DON’T Watch During Meetings
Yes, there are tons of boring conference calls that you have to endure. It can be tempting to sneak a bit of porn into your idle time during a mind-numbing conference call.
It’s not a good idea at all.
Do you know how many snafus there have been with people forgetting that they’re still visible on camera or unmuted during a call?
It happens all the time.
When people forget to mute themselves, it becomes one of the many annoying WFH pet peeves for everyone on the call. But, when they hear you watching porn or worse, watch you watching porn, it goes from annoying pet peeve to scandalous shock.
Don’t take any chances. Don’t watch porn during calls or meetings. Or, you just may end up like this guy below.
VIDEO: Keep it SFW
YOUTUBE: Pornhub
LENGTH: 1:12
It’s not a good idea at all.
Do you know how many snafus there have been with people forgetting that they’re still visible on camera or unmuted during a call?
It happens all the time.
When people forget to mute themselves, it becomes one of the many annoying WFH pet peeves for everyone on the call. But, when they hear you watching porn or worse, watch you watching porn, it goes from annoying pet peeve to scandalous shock.
Don’t take any chances. Don’t watch porn during calls or meetings. Or, you just may end up like this guy below.
VIDEO: Keep it SFW
YOUTUBE: Pornhub
LENGTH: 1:12
Summary points:
Everyone gets complacent with technology and oftentimes, you get lazy about learning and using all of the various settings.
You never know what is on or off, whether you’re still signed-on or signed-off or in the above example, not knowing that your camera is still streaming video.
Don’t take any chances. Watch that shit later.
You never know what is on or off, whether you’re still signed-on or signed-off or in the above example, not knowing that your camera is still streaming video.
Don’t take any chances. Watch that shit later.
DON’T Forget About Your Co-habitants Or Neighbors
While none of your coworkers are at home with you, you still have other people around at home during the day, namely your spouse, kids, roomies and/or neighbors.
If you’ve heard your neighbors talking, watching TV or doing other random things, then they can hear you too.
And obviously, anyone that lives with you can see and hear pretty much anything.
So, be cognizant of your immediate surroundings and who’s nearby.
To be sure you don’t get audibly outed, use headphones.
If you’ve heard your neighbors talking, watching TV or doing other random things, then they can hear you too.
And obviously, anyone that lives with you can see and hear pretty much anything.
So, be cognizant of your immediate surroundings and who’s nearby.
To be sure you don’t get audibly outed, use headphones.
DO Watch On Your Personal Laptop Or Phone
This is by far the safest way to watch porn during the day. You can watch whatever you want on your own device, whether it’s your personal laptop, tablet or phone.
There’s no chance that your boss, the IT helpdesk or anyone from your company can see where you’ve been browsing. It’s your personal property. They don’t have access to it.
The key thing here is to close out the browser and shut it down after your little peep show break. Porn sites have a tendency to trigger autoplay video ads even when you’re not active on the webpage. You don’t want to risk being heard by others.
Close the browser and shut down the device. Or at the very least, plug in headphones into the device so that the audio isn’t being piped out the speakers.
There’s no chance that your boss, the IT helpdesk or anyone from your company can see where you’ve been browsing. It’s your personal property. They don’t have access to it.
The key thing here is to close out the browser and shut it down after your little peep show break. Porn sites have a tendency to trigger autoplay video ads even when you’re not active on the webpage. You don’t want to risk being heard by others.
Close the browser and shut down the device. Or at the very least, plug in headphones into the device so that the audio isn’t being piped out the speakers.
DO Watch During Your Lunch Break
Watching raunchy sex videos during work can throw off your attention and pace. When you’re in the zone with work, don’t interrupt that productive flow. Stay focused and keep cranking away.
When lunchtime comes around, you can pause work mode and really enjoy some sexy stuff to take your mind off of work.
And, if you’re so inclined...
When lunchtime comes around, you can pause work mode and really enjoy some sexy stuff to take your mind off of work.
And, if you’re so inclined...
DO Masturbate If Needed
Everyone needs a sexual release at some point. As mentioned previously, a little self-love every now and then is a good thing. It helps to keep your natural biological systems normalized.
Just be sure to remove any evidence of your self-love session. You don’t want these to be seen in the background of your next video call.
It’d be hard to quickly explain why there’s a wet stain on your bed and/or a bunch of balled up tissues laying around.
Just be sure to remove any evidence of your self-love session. You don’t want these to be seen in the background of your next video call.
It’d be hard to quickly explain why there’s a wet stain on your bed and/or a bunch of balled up tissues laying around.
Be Smart And Enjoy Your Sexual Healing
There’s nothing like the freedom and flexibility of working remotely from home. It can be a challenge to manage the mounting stress and slipping into the habit of watching porn at the wrong times can get you into a shit load of trouble.
You don’t want to fuck up your personal brand and reputation. Word gets around fast and it can tank your career prospects.
So, just be smart about it and you’ll be able to treat yourself daily.
Bow-chicka-wow-wow. 😉
Feel Better,
[Cubicle Therapy]
You don’t want to fuck up your personal brand and reputation. Word gets around fast and it can tank your career prospects.
So, just be smart about it and you’ll be able to treat yourself daily.
Bow-chicka-wow-wow. 😉
Feel Better,
[Cubicle Therapy]